Family Moment

Brother: Mom said that she was going to manipulate your life! I’m just warning you.

Me: I believe you. I totally believe you. 

Mom: Despite all my efforts you still manage to be outrageously rebellious. It’s pissing me off. 

Me: Yeah. I’m very good at telling you guys to go fuck yourselves aren’t I?

Mom: Yes. Now, come closer to me my child.

Me: Why? 

Mom: So I can kick you in the balls you think you have. I don’t wanna leave my chair. 

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